- Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf
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heart-snatchers:

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS AGAIN MOTHER FUCKERS

IT BEGINS

thors-oh-so-jovial:

thors-oh-so-jovial:

thors-oh-so-jovial:

There is a blind man here tuning my piano and he keeps making blind jokes

quote “you know when people ring me up to ask if I can fix their piano I like to tell them i’m so good I can do it without looking”

Sometimes people ask why i became a piano tuner and i tell them its because they wouldnt let me become a pilot

grifgraf:

itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

basileus-omniworks:

misha-bawlins:

This drink I like it. Another!

I love how quickly he readjusts to the culture so foreign to him. Like, he does not even protest or try to explain this is how it’s done in Asgard so it’s how it SHOULD be done because he’s a mighty god and stuff. He’s just like “but I… oh I see smashing mugs is not a custom here. I’m sorry I won’t do it again :( “

A lot of people could learn from this.

^ How to be a traveler and not a tourist

For the last comment.

insrtumentaltiy:

we gotta blow up tha shagohod

insrtumentaltiy:

we gotta blow up tha shagohod

dashawnmahone:

masserror:

I’ve sat here with this on loop laughing at it for a good five minutes now

The true voices of a generation

scissor:

when u make a joke and the whole class laughs

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shufflerscomic:

The Beginning PG. 16
And that’s the end of that chapter! For those who have been giving me feedback, re-blogging, subbing etc…thank you very much for the fantastic support! The next episode will be starting off next month, so stay tuned and please continue to spread the word on this comic’s existence!

shufflerscomic:

The Beginning PG. 16

And that’s the end of that chapter!
For those who have been giving me feedback, re-blogging, subbing etc…thank you very much for the fantastic support! The next episode will be starting off next month, so stay tuned and please continue to spread the word on this comic’s existence!

f0rm4l:

indiedrone:

fullblownpanic:

americanhorrorstoryforreal:

fiona-supreme-of-my-heart:

fullblownpanic:

indiedrone:

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian


same

Jesus

I bet those two are couple now..

I’m gay

me too

This got better

f0rm4l:

indiedrone:

fullblownpanic:

americanhorrorstoryforreal:

fiona-supreme-of-my-heart:

fullblownpanic:

indiedrone:

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

same

Jesus

I bet those two are couple now..

I’m gay

me too

This got better

mmanalysis:

If there was ever a character that could use a reboot

mmanalysis:

If there was ever a character that could use a reboot

heckayeah:

american sex ed

snarkhunts:

asexual and aromantic visibility is So Important because I’ve never seen a single aro/ace self-discovery story that didn’t include some variation of the phrase “I thought I was broken.” 

chokamix:

rufftoon:

My morning.

Me all day everyday.

I’m dual-weilding - I’ve got a fist in each hand.

outofcontextdnd:

-the Monk.

isthistakenalready replied to your link
DID IT. Sir you have no option for Fighting Games, for shame.